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(via thefrogman)
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Can’t we just eat doughnuts at a babyshower?
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(via happylittlewisdom)
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When I was waiting to meet Austin this girl asked him if she could tie his shoes and he told her something along the lines of he hates it when his shoes are tied, but she could tie them. Look at his smile. This is so cute.
HE LOOKS SO PRECIOUS I’M YELLING
this is cute and shit but why would you ask austin carlile if you could tie his shoes
they were probably untied DUHHHHHHHH
omfg that’s just great
ah dacey!
yeah bitch, you tie dem shoes
my comment is still there omg
(via withritaandnoone)
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Women don’t have to:
- be thin
- have a vagina
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- shave
- be white
- diet
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
Even I need to be reminded of some of these things occasionally.
(via yelyahwilliams)
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Thursday
Wow, I haven’t been on here in a while. Hm. Whoops. The things a slow-ass internet connection prevents you from doing…
And I have nothing to say. Man, I hate when that happens. Because it doesn’t happen often. Okay, I lied; it happens a lot :)
Never ever would I want to impersonate my sister, no matter how much more successful than me she may be some day. Which may not happen. We have a plan; we’re gonna open a bakery/coffee shop thingy, where I will handle the business and Kayla will be the baker.
Wow, guys are idiots. Is that what testosterone does in a guy’s body? Don’t get me wrong, it humors me to no end but is that seriously what happens?
Dove chocolate is almost so good it’s bad.
OOH! Random food thought! My mother told me last night that Sun Chips are finally getting rid of that goddamned noisy eco-friendly bag! She said that they were getting too many complaints about the bag. All I’ve got to say is thank God! I hated that bag. The Sun Chips themselves are noisy enough; their bag doesn’t need to add on to the ruckus.
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Batman, Sex, and Randomosity (please tell me that has your attention)
Wow. I have not been on here in a while. And, uh, that’s all I got to say about it….cuz I’m not really sorry. I hardly ever am.
Ew. The Rolling Stones are on now. Bleh :P I don’t like the Stones. No offense to any of their fans but they just flat-out suck.
TWITTER!! Stop being an ass! Gaaahh! Sometimes that sight makes me wanna pull my hair out. Especially with all the fucking pop-ups they’ve added. What’s up with that?? They’re mega annoying.
Okay, so I’ve been giving my iPod a much-needed vacation and I’ve been listening to a lot of classic rock lately. And I really like it. So I’m thinking pretty soon I’m gonna haveta (haha) give my radio a break soon…
All right does anyone know if summer’s over yet?? Ugh, I’m sick of just sitting around my house not doing anything! And I’m especially sick of being stuck at home with my sister. I JUST WANNA SEE MY FRIENDS!!! And I actually WANT to go to school….that’s how bored out of my mind I am!
Wanna know my favorite super hero? Batman. I love that guy. In fact I got a Batman folder for (my sophomore year of) school. I would’ve gotten two other ones but I saw the Beatles one and KISS one and I HAD to get them.
Too bad they don’t make Queen school supplies. I would deffo buy those. Though I’d have a really hard time choosing between Batman and Queen. I already have a decision problem. But not like that chick in the McDonald’s commercial. I’m not THAT indecisive. Well, anymore… Haha. “Not anymore…” XD
Last night my sister and I watched the weirdest show on the History Channel. It was called “Sex In The Ancient World: Egyptian Erotica” (by the way do you know how hard it is to explain erotica to your 12-year old sister?) It was about this ancient papyrus that was found with some super-[porno]graphic images. Then you were shown the images and they were pretty intense. Not to mention all of the guys in the drawings were “very well-endowed” (which I also had to explain to my sister). And they were well-endowed. You looked at them and went “Well, there certainly were no BIG egos in ancient Egypt….*cough, cough*”
Needless to say it was slightly awkward and a little more than slightly humorous. And I will never look at ancient Egypt the same ever again.
OH! I took a few [Post-It]notes during this show and I’ll share with you what I’ve gathered:
- The essential triangle (at least that’s how it sounded to me): Music, booze, and sex. Funny, but that hasn’t changed very much much.
- Here are some new ways to refer to sex for you: “Travel in the marshes” which we have a lot of up here in Wisconsin (and I mean both actual marshes and sex). Or “Put your wig on; let’s go to bed.”
And those are the only notes I took during the show because 1) the paper was small and 2) those were the only things I found humorous and worth remembering.
Okay that last bullet I feel I should explain, especially the wig part. Ancient Egyptians shaved off their hair because of lice and nasty little pests like that, so they wore wigs. The rest I think you can pretty much gather on your own. Though this one lady on show said that coming out with your wig improperly adorned was the equvilant of coming out of a room naked so…
Well, I hope you learned something. Because I sure did. But not much, believe me. When you have a dirty mind like me and you’re watching a TV show about sex, you can fill in the missing links pretty quickly.
Hey, wanna know my favorite villain? The Joker. He’s insane and a maniacal genius. And since he’s Batman’s archenemy that should just solidify my love of Batman.
Ooh, George Thorogood. I love his music. You know the song “Bad To The Bone”? Yeah, that’s him. And my dad has a live album of his but I think I’d prefer a stuido one.
I was coming up with some confusing band names yesterday and I think this one is my favorite: Some People. Henry: “Who are you listening to?” Julie: “Oh, Some People,” Henry: “Who?” Julie: “Some People.” And just imagine that continuing on and on and on and on.
Well, hello Beatles. I enjoy listening to some of your music. Like this song (“Day Tripper”) isn’t bad. So far “Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds” is my favorite. LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS!!!
I also like John Lennon’s (solo) music. Ditto with Paul McCartney’s (I think).
Jeebus. We better not get a fucking drought at all for the rest of the summer. Not with all this damn rain. And we better not get a fucking storm like we did last week. Coming home to wet, smelly basement sucks. Especially when you have to spend three days cleaning it out! Nasty.
Is it bad that my trip to Chicago was like last week and I remember nothing? God, getting old for me is gonna suck.
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Hippies on Thursday Morning
Hippies. Now why didn’t Magic Tree House do a book where Jack and Annie went back to the 60s??
Actually, I know why. Going back to the drug-addled 60s would NOT have been appropiate for children’s books.
Jeebus. It’s hot as FUCK in my house.
Dude. LSD is freaky shit. Dayum!!!
I love how whenever the History Channnel has the Hippies documentary on, they usually have another documentary about illegal drugs on afterwards. You know, not that drugs and hippies aren’t related or anything. Pfft.
I don’t like hippies, but I do enjoy learning about them.
Strobe lights? I hate those things. They make my eyes spaz and disorient me slightly. And if I got headaches, I’m sure strobe lights would give me headaches too.
Okay so when I was looking for images to use as my background on Twitter, I found this AWESOME pic. Rainbow daisy.
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Wednesday
All right, so I’m watching 20 Acts of Love Gone Wrong on E! and I’ve come to the conclusion that pretty much all the people on this special are INSANE. But then if it’s associated with E! it’s pretty much guaranteed to be insane…
Oh, boy. The Long Island Lolita.
Which makes me think of Cobra Starship’s “Damn You Look Good And I’m Drunk (Scandalous)” with “Lolita? Are you sure you’re even a WOMAN?!?” Gotta love VIP Party Boys ;)
Jeebus. I can’t even IMAGINE being mad enough at someone to fucking shoot them.
Stupid. Don’t fucking RUN!! That makes you even more guilty, you dumbass!!!
Don’t try to impress. That’s usually when things start to wrong and you fuck up.
I still can’t believe Free Credit Report.com is getting a new band. The commercials aren’t gonna be the same.
Hey, Joel McHale, don’t hate on Harry Potter. I love Harry Potter. What did he ever do to you, huh?
I hate The General commercials. They’re so cheap and fake!
Ooooh, Eclipse. Yay. Bleh :P
Awww, Phil Hartman. That was tragic.
Converse. Someday I’m gonna make enough money to buy a pair in every color.
Drugs are bad. Drugs make you do reeeaaaaally bad and reeeaaaally crazy things. DON’T DO DRUGS!
History of mental illness….that defintely can’t be a good sign. Especially if they’re a stalker to boot.
I think Sid and Nancy are coming up next. That was super messed up. Wow was it a mess.
“I didn’t do anything…do I get a check?”
Well, Kimora, that’s one thing we have in common; I don’t really like anything green either. Well, I like money, but I don’t sound like a greedy diva :)
Ah, Sid and Nancy. Here we go.
Oh, I hope my background looks cool….
Please tell me we’re STILL not remembering Michael Jackson. Okay, so he’s been dead a year, but I think we’ve done enough comemerating to last a fucking lifetime.
OUCH!!! And YUCK!!! Not gonna lie, I do feel kinda bad for the guy who got his dick cut off. That sounds super-painful (but since I am a girl, I do think it’s just a LITTLE funny). And now he is a porn star. That’s great.
Bada ba ba ba I’m lovin’ it.
Who doesn’t hate Mondays?? Mondays were just invented for hating.
Wow, I’m impatient :)
Oh, yeah, let’s use Hannah Mon-fucking-tana as my Twitter background. NO THANK YOU! Ashley does not do Disney.
Money is nice, but it causes many, many problems.
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My mom’s priorities for our upcoming trip to Chicago. She must be anticipating looooong days.
No, she is NOT a lush.
