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Batman, Sex, and Randomosity (please tell me that has your attention)
Wow. I have not been on here in a while. And, uh, that’s all I got to say about it….cuz I’m not really sorry. I hardly ever am.
Ew. The Rolling Stones are on now. Bleh :P I don’t like the Stones. No offense to any of their fans but they just flat-out suck.
TWITTER!! Stop being an ass! Gaaahh! Sometimes that sight makes me wanna pull my hair out. Especially with all the fucking pop-ups they’ve added. What’s up with that?? They’re mega annoying.
Okay, so I’ve been giving my iPod a much-needed vacation and I’ve been listening to a lot of classic rock lately. And I really like it. So I’m thinking pretty soon I’m gonna haveta (haha) give my radio a break soon…
All right does anyone know if summer’s over yet?? Ugh, I’m sick of just sitting around my house not doing anything! And I’m especially sick of being stuck at home with my sister. I JUST WANNA SEE MY FRIENDS!!! And I actually WANT to go to school….that’s how bored out of my mind I am!
Wanna know my favorite super hero? Batman. I love that guy. In fact I got a Batman folder for (my sophomore year of) school. I would’ve gotten two other ones but I saw the Beatles one and KISS one and I HAD to get them.
Too bad they don’t make Queen school supplies. I would deffo buy those. Though I’d have a really hard time choosing between Batman and Queen. I already have a decision problem. But not like that chick in the McDonald’s commercial. I’m not THAT indecisive. Well, anymore… Haha. “Not anymore…” XD
Last night my sister and I watched the weirdest show on the History Channel. It was called “Sex In The Ancient World: Egyptian Erotica” (by the way do you know how hard it is to explain erotica to your 12-year old sister?) It was about this ancient papyrus that was found with some super-[porno]graphic images. Then you were shown the images and they were pretty intense. Not to mention all of the guys in the drawings were “very well-endowed” (which I also had to explain to my sister). And they were well-endowed. You looked at them and went “Well, there certainly were no BIG egos in ancient Egypt….*cough, cough*”
Needless to say it was slightly awkward and a little more than slightly humorous. And I will never look at ancient Egypt the same ever again.
OH! I took a few [Post-It]notes during this show and I’ll share with you what I’ve gathered:
- The essential triangle (at least that’s how it sounded to me): Music, booze, and sex. Funny, but that hasn’t changed very much much.
- Here are some new ways to refer to sex for you: “Travel in the marshes” which we have a lot of up here in Wisconsin (and I mean both actual marshes and sex). Or “Put your wig on; let’s go to bed.”
And those are the only notes I took during the show because 1) the paper was small and 2) those were the only things I found humorous and worth remembering.
Okay that last bullet I feel I should explain, especially the wig part. Ancient Egyptians shaved off their hair because of lice and nasty little pests like that, so they wore wigs. The rest I think you can pretty much gather on your own. Though this one lady on show said that coming out with your wig improperly adorned was the equvilant of coming out of a room naked so…
Well, I hope you learned something. Because I sure did. But not much, believe me. When you have a dirty mind like me and you’re watching a TV show about sex, you can fill in the missing links pretty quickly.
Hey, wanna know my favorite villain? The Joker. He’s insane and a maniacal genius. And since he’s Batman’s archenemy that should just solidify my love of Batman.
Ooh, George Thorogood. I love his music. You know the song “Bad To The Bone”? Yeah, that’s him. And my dad has a live album of his but I think I’d prefer a stuido one.
I was coming up with some confusing band names yesterday and I think this one is my favorite: Some People. Henry: “Who are you listening to?” Julie: “Oh, Some People,” Henry: “Who?” Julie: “Some People.” And just imagine that continuing on and on and on and on.
Well, hello Beatles. I enjoy listening to some of your music. Like this song (“Day Tripper”) isn’t bad. So far “Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds” is my favorite. LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS!!!
I also like John Lennon’s (solo) music. Ditto with Paul McCartney’s (I think).
Jeebus. We better not get a fucking drought at all for the rest of the summer. Not with all this damn rain. And we better not get a fucking storm like we did last week. Coming home to wet, smelly basement sucks. Especially when you have to spend three days cleaning it out! Nasty.
Is it bad that my trip to Chicago was like last week and I remember nothing? God, getting old for me is gonna suck.
